WHY DOESNT THIS HAVE MORE NOTES I FELL OFF MY CAHIR
Socks, Bill Clinton’s pet cat, being hounded by the paparazzi
you're 17? you're getting old aren't ya!
grandma you're like 80
If u have never mentally claimed food and gotten really angry when someone takes it, you are lying
why do blind people walk their dogs so much
okay i need to talk about an issue
so like does anyone remember the shrek 2 dvd
and how it had this:
and then like…there was for no reason simon cowell
and he seriously sat on a fuckin panel with shrek and fiona like this was a regular fuckin thing for them
and then like at the end u could choose which act u wanted to win and if u chose a really horrible one simon would throw the letter away and just declare himself the winner
we need to talk about this.